What a Flub

I think I was caught talking to myself, but I was so dazed with the surprise of it all that I’m not sure. I was sitting at my computer like always, and editing an entry I wrote a few days ago. So I kinda got into it? Soooo… do you ever catch yourself mumbling aloud while you edit. Oh you don’t—Shaaadup!

I mumble aloud all the time when I’m reading, sometimes without noticing and other times because I have to in order to be able to comprehend what I’m reading with the shenanigans my little brothers and mom create.

Speaking of being caught, I mean since we’re or should I say I am on the subject—I should say I, like simpleton said, I’m talking to myself right now… ::feels insane:: Last night I was talking to my queen, joking about black preachers and how forcefully overzealous they are, and all the sudden I hear from upstairs, “Orion Malhotra!” I opened the door and my mom’s yelling from upstairs at 9 or so at night, “What were you doing?!”

Later on that night I found out she didn’t know what I was doing, but she doesn’t want me making fun of any preachers in her house.

I didn’t even know what to say to that…so I just shook my head, amazed at how stupid my mom can be. What could she have thought I was doing? Worshiping the devil? Beating up a black man? Denouncing Christ?

Been there, done that. Used to worship Satan and denounce Christ all the time back in elementary school; it was a schoolyard game for us.

Hopefully that doesn’t offend any Christians, and if it does…lighten up, I’m entitled to my opinion same as anyone else damn it. (Who am I kidding, Hey Steph! ^_^)

I pick up my tuxedo today after school.

Boom Pa! bow tie and all. Audrey said she likes the long tie more, but I was thinking I’ve never worn a bow tie to a formal gathering. But then I got to thinking, long ties are pretty nice with how your lady friend—or guy friend, can’t rule that out—would grab the tie and pull you around. As long as it’s not too hard, I have to pay for malicious damage ya’know.

I can’t be the only one who would enjoy that…

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, 10 DAYS TIL MY B-day.

I’ll give anyone who guesses the age I’m turning correctly one of your choice:

quarter, hug, kiss on the cheek, eskimo kiss, or spanking.

Stephanie, you can have them all, you don’t have to guess correctly; you just better know what I’m turning.