Alarms aren't nearly as alarming as a Brother

I feel like this, and, so, why won't they let me sleep.

Goodmorning everyone, Ben and E.J. had no one other than mwah to wake them up this morning. I compliedwith my mom's request, and i hope she'll comply with mine: let me sleep...PLEASE!!!

Meh...SLeeppppppp. I got them their bowls out, and they take it from there. Ben and E.J decided to go with the Fosted Mini Wheats, a wonderful choice i would think. Marley the old black cat of Audrey's care is meowing steadily, only interupting to lick itself clean. I get out the milk, and the poor old kitty damn near has a heart attack meowing. I get out E.J.'s shoes, and it follows me all the way to E.J. meowing its old blackish gray ass off. Poor old kitty. I really think it's trying to tell me, "please, killlll meeeeee....killll meeeeeeeee." You can hear his death cry from anywhere in the house.

E.J. just brought up a good point. It's the 24th, and that can only mean it's GEORGIE'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE! I have to make sure to tell him that today. I could never forget since he's five days older than me.

If you think you mumble in the morning, you must meet my little brothers.
Me - "what kind of cereal do you want?"
them - "wed, box issatoymac to milk, i wannatoskintrusd to, it's 6:20 in the morning."

Hey stephanie, i think you finally left a good mark with those pearly whites of yours. I was looking in the mirror last night whilst brushing my teeth trying to figure out what that annoying pain was. Sure enough it was your "love mark." Love mark lol... pretty funny, but not as funny as the stretching que or the making whoopy saying. Oh well i'm tired and i really want to get back to sleep. Figured if i have time i might as well write a little. Nighty night, or good morning, OR GOOD DAY!